Joey Fatone getting eaten by a shark.
A show about Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, Jean-Ralphio, and some other guy fighting sharks is practically Emmy gold.
Shark Week is the most wonderful time of the year. I mean, yes, the fatalities are cool and all, but the really awesome stuff comes from Shark Dogs. Half shark, half dog, half adorable.
[EDIT: In breaking news, I have just learned that Shark Cats are apparently also a thing that exists.]