The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. … A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
Source: BuzzFeed
Should say The Mother F—king Honorable. Roy McDonald rules.
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Source: BuzzFeed
This guy’s life is totally ruined because of this oil spill. I feel bad for this guy.
Here’s an idea to clean up the spill. Everyone gets a scuba mask and a straw and just goes to town in the Gulf of Mexico.


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