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election:

Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:
Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
Metabolize one beer
Get halfway through a sleep cycle
Read 12 pages of Proust
Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
Learn esperanto
- Jason

But then how long would it take me to metabolize this whole pack of microwaved hot dogs?

election:

Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:

  • Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
  • Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
  • Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
  • Metabolize one beer
  • Get halfway through a sleep cycle
  • Read 12 pages of Proust
  • Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
  • Learn esperanto

- Jason

But then how long would it take me to metabolize this whole pack of microwaved hot dogs?

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