election: Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech: Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time Metabolize one beer Get halfway through a sleep cycle Read 12 pages of Proust Watch Gangnam Style 11 times Learn esperanto - Jason But then how long would it take me to metabolize this whole pack of microwaved hot dogs?
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Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:

  • Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
  • Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
  • Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
  • Metabolize one beer
  • Get halfway through a sleep cycle
  • Read 12 pages of Proust
  • Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
  • Learn esperanto

- Jason

But then how long would it take me to metabolize this whole pack of microwaved hot dogs?

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