January 2011
"It's like FML meets PostSecret meets Texts from...
From a pitch email we just got in our editor inbox. Dude just broke the Internet.
“Ashton Kutcher celebrated the debut of his film No Strings Attached last weekend...”
– FilmDrunk
“Are you looking for some early 20th century literature? Dude, that’s my...”
I've got 3 invites to 'Hipster'. No big deal, but... →
4 tags
Things I didn't expect to be googling today:
“younger, hotter version of laura dern”
PS - We saw an actress we’re having trouble putting a name to at Starbucks that looks like a young Laura Dern. Scott thinks that she seemed familiar from sci-fi or fantasy films. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
On the limits of technology...
Chris Menning: ...most moms aren't tech-savvy.
Jack Shepherd: Your mom is tech-savvy with my balls.
“We could dress it up as Lady Gaga and take pictures and shit. Talk about viral.”
– Matt Stopera, on BuzzFeed getting a miniature horse.
Bro Scouts: The Danger Close Badge →
broscouts:
So, bro, there you are. In a bar. Probably at Brother Jimmy’s. Maybe you’re meeting your bros there to catch a Chargers game (go San Diego!) and you’re a little late. No biggie. You are a grown bro, it’s cool to show up late.
Hey, look! There are your bros, they’ve got a table towards the…
YES! BRO SCOUTS IS BACK! I missed you dudes.
We're calling it. IT'S THE END TIMES! REPENT!
Thousands Of Dead Birds Fall From The Sky In Arkansas
100,000 Fish Die Suddenly In Arkansas
500 Dead Blackbirds Fall From The Sky In Louisiana
2 Million Fish Found Dead In Chesapeake Bay
Snooki No Longer Wants To Be Called Snooki
“He’s like a little god in a turtleneck.”
– Matt Stopera, in reference to Justin Bieber’s Vanity Fair photoshoot
